I heard we made out
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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