If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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