Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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