I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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