girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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