Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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