So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm both gender and math confused
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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