Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
