i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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