I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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