Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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