i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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