I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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