That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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