ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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