ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize