The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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