What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
MIDGETS
????
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
