new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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