Only a mothe r could love this liver
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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