Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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