She just used a chaser for red wine.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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