You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
so much tequila, so little girl.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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