All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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