in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
handjob tips. give me some.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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