her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
last night I used snow as a chaser
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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