i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
did i walk over a car last night?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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