Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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