i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize
