Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
i think im in europe. pls send help
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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