Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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