I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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