I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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