one two three fourrrrnication!
Swine flu is the new snow day.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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