Three words: puerto rican gang bang
She said her name was "party"
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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