Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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