What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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