i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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