We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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