And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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