But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
a search helicopter?!
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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