I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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