she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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