Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
