I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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