Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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