She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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