Swine flu. Run for my life!
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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