I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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