the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He shit in the fireplace
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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