Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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