i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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