i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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