the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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