he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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