ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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