i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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